Born Into Douchedom

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' spawn, Suri, entered the world a douche. Birth was her Moment of Douche.

He Blinded Me With Douchebaggery

Apparently, Kevin Federline (K-Fed, K-Fug, Kevin Doucherline) sampled a song that sampled "She Blinded Me With Science." And writer of that little gem, Thomas Dolby, claims that Doucherline didn't ask permission. From Dolby's blog: "Turns out K-Fed has no management, label or lawyer, so it's going to be hard getting hold of him. So K-Fed, if you're reading this, I'm asking you nicely to take the track down (from MySpace) ASAP. Or maybe you'd prefer me to come after some of your wife's ill-gotten gains?"

OK. So Moment of Douche is posting this because this Douche Destroyer saw an opportunity to use the headline "He Blinded Me With Douchebaggery" and took it. And the more K-Fed pictures on this site, the better.

Douchetox

It's like staring at the sun. Her immobile face makes my eyes water.
I adored Nicole Kidman as the ditzy, determined Suzanne Stone in "To Die For," but I don't think the real Nicole Kidman is with us anymore. She's been replaced by a plasticy version, and she's a douche.

"Defanitely" a Douche

"Definitely" is definitely one of the most misspelled words in my little corner of the Web.

"I'll defanitely make this recipe again!"

"Katie and Tom have defanitly spawned an alien!"

"This free couch defanitely needs some TLC." (Translation: Bodily fluids abound.)

If you're a douche and you don't know the depths of your own ignorance, just avoid the word. I'll definitely be happier, and as a bonus, you'll look smarter.

Cap'n Douche

Melinda, Danny and Danny's Capped Teeth make for a douchetastic threesome.

Oh, and Douche Patrol really likes his Orange Julius skin.

Celebridouche

Is it now mandatory that celebs fuck with their faces? More evidence of Hollywood douchebaggery (like we needed it).
(Photo found at Awful Plastic Surgery.)

Douchevan

I fucking hate douchevans.